Maybe He Should Be Known As Rand Singeberg The Way He Burned The O

Inspired by the current President's habit of saying one thing and doing something else, Rand Simberg imitates:

I make no apologies for thinking that Harry Reid is the greatest statesman in history.

I make no apologies for making Paris Hilton famous.

I make no apologies for thinking that the president is reasonable, and the adult in the room.

I make no apologies for the assassination of the only president to have it almost as tough as Barack Obama: Abraham Lincoln.

I make no apologies for being unable to make fun of the president’s arrogance and pomposity.

I make no apologies for kicking Chuck Norris’s ass.

I make no apologies for having voted for Barack Obama.

I make no apologies for causing Hurricane Katrina.

I make no apologies for being Mary Queen of Scots.

Myself, I make no apology for marrying Morgan Fairchild.